Kim Kardashian
Pirates Of The Caribbean: 14 Best Jack Sparrow Quotes

Every franchise needs a breakout character to establish itself, and had Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp). Though Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) and Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) were always positioned more comfortably as the heroes of the first three movies, Jack Sparrow became the de facto main character of the franchise, with the fourth and fifth movies being led by him. Across all the movies, he delivers some brilliantly funny lines of dialogue as well as some insightful musings on life, but most of the best Jack Sparrow quotes come from the earlier films in the franchise.

Whether the franchise will escape the gargantuan shadow of Jack Sparrow's boisterous screen presence is something that remains to be seen but for now, Jack is still the main star of the movies, and he naturally has the lion's share of the best quotes as a result. Whether they're quips, songs, or just interesting observations, the best Jack Sparrow quotes have plenty of life left in them for future generations to enjoy, as well as old fans revisiting the films.

14 "I've Got A Jar Of Dirt!"

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Among the many things is his ability to use humor in even the most stressful situations. This Jack Sparrow quote was directed at Davy Jones (Bill Nighy) and ended up being a little overly cocky. Jack had hidden Jones’ heart in the jar of dirt earlier so that Jones couldn’t reach it, making it a guaranteed bargaining chip for later. Not knowing that Norrington (Jack Davenport) had already stolen the heart, Jack hilariously danced around yelling this quote, believing himself to be safe.

13 "I’m Dishonest, And A Dishonest Man You Can Always Trust To Be Dishonest."

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Cure of the Black Pearl (2003)

Being a pirate, there’s no doubt that , and yet, it was almost honorable how open he was about his life. He didn’t make any claims that he was a good man, meaning there was a level of honesty even in his dishonesty. Jack is always what he wants to be with no regrets, something the outright heroes of the franchise couldn’t boast. This is also a Jack Sparrow quote that's just a fun tongue twister to say out loud.

12 "My Tremendous Intuitive Sense Of The Female Creature Informs Me That You Are Troubled."

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

There's an argument to be made that . The odds of these two working out aren’t all that great though, as Jack was a complete scoundrel toward women. This Jack Sparrow quote isn’t one that’s supposed to be taken seriously, with Jack saying it when the situation was abundantly clear. He had a habit of getting slapped by girls he’d earlier ditched, and this quote was more as a reference toward his cluelessness with women. While Jack liked to believe otherwise, fans can tell he was really out of his element in this regard.

11 "Mate, If You Choose To Lock Your Heart Away, You'll Lose Her For Certain."

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

Will and Elizabeth make for and it seemed like Jack was rooting for them most of the time too. As Will lamented that his efforts to try and save his father (Stellan Skarsgård) from Davy Jones were pulling him away from Elizabeth, Jack gave him this very intelligent advice. Not all of the best Jack Sparrow quotes are actually good advice for people to follow, but he could on occasion be a very thoughtful and wise character.

10 "Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho!"

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Cure of the Black Pearl (2003)

This Jack Sparrow quote stands out as being one of his very best despite it not originating from him because it's the final line of . Just as audiences had fallen in love with Jack Sparrow for the first time, they were now saying goodbye to him for the first time, making for a bittersweet feeling. The audience can see that Jack is ailing off to new adventures as he checks his mysterious compass, and he begins to sing the lyrics to the song "Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)" which originated from the original Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

9 "But You Have Heard Of Me."

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Cure of the Black Pearl (2003)

, and he finds positivity even in the worst of positions. During the first movie, everybody tended to underestimate Jack’s intelligence, only for him to prove them wrong every time. In an early scene, Norrington looked to put Jack in his place by listing all the things that made Jack the worst pirate that Norrington had ever heard of. To this, Jack pointed out that, while Norrington’s assertion might not be wrong, he had still heard of him, meaning Jack was still someone worth knowing.

8 "Why Fight When You Can Negotiate?"

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Though this Jack Sparrow quote proves to be a little foolhardy as he only says it because he still believes that he's in possession of Davy Jones's heart, it's an excellent point and shows how Jack is much more a talker than a fighter. Though he's skilled with a sword, Jack Sparrow's sharpest weapon is his mind when he hasn't deliberately dulled it with rum. The quote presents a great strategy for an intelligent character but unfortunately for Jack, there are many other main characters in the movies who are just as cunning as he is.

7 "If You Were Waiting For The Opportune Moment, That Was It."

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Cure of the Black Pearl (2003)

Jack was was always one of the biggest supporters of Will and Elizabeth's romance, despite some of his actions. Will, being quite shy and reserved in the first movie, never seemed to know when to make the first move. After successfully saving Elizabeth and outsmarting Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), Will had his golden moment to finally step up, but the moment is fleeting, as Jack hilariously pointed out to Will once the moment had already gone.

6 "This Shot Is Not Meant For You."

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Cure of the Black Pearl (2003)

Pirates operate for the most part without honor, and they always look for openings where they can cheat and win their fights. While Jack is a pirate through and through, he wasn’t heartless. After he bested Will in a fight by cheating, Jack found Will still standing in his way. A pirate like Barbossa would’ve instantly shot and killed Will, but Jack insisted Will move aside, and he even added a “please.” It's obvious that Jack doesn't really want to kill Will, but he also can't fire the shot in his pistol as it's the one Barbossa left Jack when he stranded him, so it's meant for Barbossa alone.

5 "No Survivors? Then Where Do The Stories Come From, I Wonder."

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Cure of the Black Pearl (2003)

While incarcerated, Jack hears the Black Pearl approaching as the other prisoners in the jail begin to panic over the prospect of facing the ship's supposedly undead crew. Jack naturally plays the situation very coolly and this witty retort to the assertion that the Black Pearl's crew never leaves anyone alive was one of the Jack Sparrow quotes that first made audiences fall in love with the character. Jack is still very much underestimated by those around him at this early point in the first film, so the fact that he knows much more about the Black Pearl than he lets on makes him seem much more collected and compelling.

4 "Not All Treasure Is Silver And Gold, Mate."

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

In between his many rants, Jack would throw in words of wisdom that proved to be quite profound and meaningful. It's obvious to Jack that Will values Elizabeth more than any worldly possession, which makes Will conveniently easy to manipulate in Jack's mind. Nevertheless, there's an undeniably romantic sentiment to this Jack Sparrow quote that shows that the character really does believe in love deep down.

3 "Why Is The Rum Always Gone?"

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Many of the most memorable Jack Sparrow quotes revolve around rum in some way. Whether he's drinking it or commenting on it, Jack is a rum connoisseur but unfortunately for him, he has horrible luck when it comes to keeping said rum within his reach, as circumstances around him often lead to Jack being devoid of his favorite drink. At one point, in his exasperation, he asked this very question to the universe.

2 "I Do That Quite A Lot Yet People Are Always Surprised."

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Never trust a pirate because they always lie, but poor Jack Sparrow doesn’t get trusted even though he doesn’t lie all that much. Jack tends to skirt around the truth rather than tell an outright lie, using other people’s lack of trust in him to his advantage. Jack is a very flawed character in the sense that he has a number of moral failings but many of the best Jack Sparrow quotes show just how honest he can be.

1 "This Is The Day You Will Always Remember As The Day You Almost Caught Captain Jack Sparrow."

Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

One of the funniest recurring jokes in the franchise is that whenever Jack Sparrow says this line, things end up going very badly for him. Even funnier is how he tends to say it after he’s managed to pull off a great escape, only for karma to come back to bite him the next moment. Still, it's hard not to admire Jack's confidence whenever he says it because deep down he knows how memorable his larger-than-life persona is.

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